You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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