I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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