i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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