i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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