I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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