awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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