would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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