Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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