I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
