Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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