chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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