her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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