Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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