Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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