Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
