OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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