A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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