Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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