you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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