Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
