Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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