i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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