just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I AM VODKA MAN
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
