rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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