there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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