i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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