So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I need moral support for this bender
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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