I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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