Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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