Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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