if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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