People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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