Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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