Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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