That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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