Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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