thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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