Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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