Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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