White coat. Heels.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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