She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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