the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
There's even glitter on my cock...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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