we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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