So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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