It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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