yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Randomize
