Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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