Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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