You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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