I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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