I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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