We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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