So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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