Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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