The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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