and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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