i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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